Rock. Paper. Scissors. THROAT PUNCH! - Hoodie product image (9)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. THROAT PUNCH! - Hoodie product image (10)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. THROAT PUNCH! - Hoodie product image (9)
Rock. Paper. Scissors. THROAT PUNCH! - Hoodie product image (10)
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Rock. Paper. Scissors. THROAT PUNCH! - Hoodie

$67.65 NZD
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Cozy? Yes. Safe to approach? Definitely not.
This hoodie features the iconic unicorn who doesn’t play games — just delivers justice with a rainbow tail and flying hooves. "THROAT PUNCH!" takes center stage in bold comic-style font.

  • Printed on a Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie

  • Size-inclusive up to 5XL

  • Soft fleece interior for maximum comfort and intimidation

  • Transparent inner artwork = works on dark or light hoodie colors

  • Warning: May increase sarcasm and side-eyes from strangers

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More details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Rock. Paper. Scissors. THROAT PUNCH! - Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are given by suppliers and may have a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).Helpful hint! Take one of your own items, measure it, and compare those dimensions to the ones listed in this size chart.A LengthPosition the start of the tape measure at the collar's edge at the top (high point shoulder) and stretch it down to the item's end.B WidthPut the tape measure at one side of the chest and extend it across to the opposite side.C Sleeve lengthStart measuring from the middle of the back of the collar, follow along the sleeve's top seam up to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.