Rock. Paper. Scissors. THROAT PUNCH! - Desk Mat
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Bring unhinged energy to your workspace with this desk mat that says: “I’m cute. I’m chaotic. I’m ready to throw hooves.”
Perfect for gamer setups, work-from-home vengeance, or emotional support under your mouse.
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Oversized 35” desk mat (fits keyboard + mouse + emotional baggage)
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Non-slip rubber base
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Smooth fabric top for glide-worthy mouse movement
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Full quote in bold print beside your rage unicorn
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Pairs best with iced coffee and zero patience
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
Care Instructions:
- Not machine washable
- Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
- Air dry only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: ThinkLMAO
- Email: contact@support.thinklmao.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 15.5" x 31.5"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.